Planning for the Zombie Apocalypse

The zombie apocalypse is a real threat and I've been thinking about how to survive.  I could stock up on guns and other weapons, fortify my house and purchase an armoured vehicle, but I think I have a better plan.

From what I can tell from the zombie documentaries I've watched is that zombies travel in groups and eat human brains.  They don't tend to attack each other.  Therefore my family and I are going to assimilate.  We are working on make-up but the first step is to get used to eating brains.

This is a picture of last night's supper.  I'm not going to say where we obtained the brains, but let's just say there is a hockey player in town who's a bit dumber today than he was yesterday.   The brain was a bit more grey than it appears in the picture.

We were surprised about how filling the brain was to eat and it sat well on our stomachs.

Once we get used to the brain diet, I figure we'll be able to move around town freely and enjoy the apocalypse as best we can.

See you on the other side.